Whatever Doesn't
Kill You

Better Give Me

My Fucking Money Back

Rumors

✧ "She's crashed damn near every airship she's been on. She's stolen almost as many. Rumor is it's almost too easy for her to get her hands on them things."✧ "Check the bounty boards, she's got a pretty sum of gil waiting in exchange for her head. Only Fairuza knows why, and she ain't tellin' anyone the truth."✧ "She didn't teach herself goldsmithing, but supposedly she got better using stolen tools and jewelry. The folks she got it all from are still looking for who took their heirlooms!"

Hooks

✹ Fight or Flight?: A fan of fight clubs and brawls, she's hardly ever one to turn down an offer to spar. She also isn't afraid to throw a fight for the right price. ⋆✹ Thirsty, Broken, Guilded: Despite her usual work, Fairuza has worked hard to become a skilled goldsmith. She specializes in repurposing and repairing existing jewelry as well as making custom flasks. Need work done? ⋆ ⋆✹ Bounty4Bounty: Maybe she's had bounties on her head, but she's got some on other's she'd like to see fulfilled and will pay handsomely to see it done. They seem morally worse than she is so, no harm no foul, right? ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ ⋆✹ Enemy Mine: She's pissed off folks in high places. Perhaps your character is amongst them. (Open to antagonist roles for Fairuza -- I won't derail as a villain in a story. I come with positive reviews in such a role 😇) ⋆ ⋆✹ NPC/Guest Spots: If Fairuza fits a role for an NPC for you or your RP group, let me know. I'm happy to throw her in for related spots. ⋆

✹ Specialties: Fairuza is known for being a reliable, fair, and firm fence (dealing in stolen goods), quality document forgery (IDs, certificates, bills, etc.), and for her forays into cat burglary herself. ⋆ ⋆✹ Cell buddies: She's been arrested a few times, mostly for petty offenses. Remember her from doing time? Maybe your character arrested her, or fulfill a bounty on her? ⋆✹ The Over/Under: Is your morally-loose character looking for work? Fairuza probably has some acquisition jobs available. (I'll GM a session around this if you're interested) ⋆✹ Break Your Info: A good info broker is hard to find, and while Fairuza minds her own business outwardly... She's a nosy nuisance away from the public eye. Does your character know of a reliable source for scummy gossip? Or can they cough some up themselves? ⋆ ⋆ ⋆✹ Need That: Is there something your character needs 'acquired' from another's possession? Maybe a rich, over-indulgent someone who could use some "help decluttering"? ⋆ ⋆✹ Mark for Marx: Quiet whispers may have spread to your charcter regarding a long term job Fairuza is trying to find like-minded individuals to help her with. It involves sabotage, the Brume, greedy nobles, and keeping the less fortunate safe by any means necessary. ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ ⋆

the delayed response to her sentencing; fadat, veena from the ornedwesfv clan: exile & death:

"your lesson in failure."

To those who swung their metaphorical axe at my neck,A verdict of guilt was handed to Fadat, 58 at the time, from the Veena Clan for egregious violation of the Green word 7 years ago. Her offenses included but were not limited to: communication and relations with 'outsiders', manipulation of aether, summoning blasphemous, mist-sourced creatures, which was upgraded to execution due to repetitious and unjustified violence. The resulting punishment of exile is completed and satisfied, but my death remains woefully unfulfilled.I have confidence all of you who remain are still motivated by fear from superstition and antiquated tradition. You should have confidence I remain wherever conflict and questionable morality blossoms like a serpent, armless, choking on its own tail. Such hubris reeks of hypocrisy; don’t think it goes under the radar the massive bounty you paid of precious relics to guarantee my demise with an outsider, the very outsider I was banished for cavorting with. Tsk.It's unfortunate to have anything in common with you, but truth be told: he duped us both.While I derive much joy out knowing this bruises your arrogance, I gain more schadenfreude than any person should be allowed with how generously it flows from my ongoing and unhindered survival which, I am happy to say is also quite pleasurable. As far as the jerk who ripped you all off goes? He'll never feel pleasure again, hells, soon enough, he will never feel anything at all. His ability to survive seemed to have been subpar as I've finally caught up with him myself after 5 turns.Sometimes I think back to my youth with all of you. I think, maybe the eventual outcome of my course, could I have stayed, would have been me succumbing to tradition and behaving; perhaps my violent streak would have subsided and I’d be giving you kits instead of giving the warders bloody noses. Maybe my studies and abilities would have been fruitful if you had opened your hearts and minds. If I’m honest, which I will be: that’s doubtful. I was not made for your world; simply put -- no verdant whispers could or would ever get through to me.I must admit, sometimes I truly miss the sounds of birds calling while I, in a somber solitude like none of you shall ever know, gained more knowledge and experience than countless numbers of the generations who came before me combined. I miss feeling the wind as it ricocheted off the cliffs of the Skatay, before weaving an unknowable journey through the wood, and eventually to make the branches of the Golmore to the south tremble and shiver. I smell dirt and stream water, and I miss the home I once knew, Gods, I especially long for the scent of petrichor only found in the small triangulated area our village sat within.

But all of you?
All of you can suck shit.

Sincerely,
Fairuza “Fadat” MarxP.S. Thought I'd send you a little gift. Just a little piece of art from a hobby I picked up. It's a print of my ass. You can kiss it. Fuck you.

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